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Part Two & a half:

Wade's Backyard

(one must drive down I-205)

Wade's Backyard

Microbrews on tap: 1 really light one from Main Street Brewing in Gresham (formerly Port Halling)

nights keg lasted: 2.2

emergency beer-runs: 1

types of oregon brews obtained for final night: 8

Gazing Balls Shot with B.B.s : 1

Runs to Home Depot to fix things: 3

Blackberries in fridge: 750+

Watching Gordon light the barbecue: Priceless

Jim and Lee pose for their pictures. But is that really Jim?

Happiness is a keg in the backyard...

Mmmm.

Cornnnn.

Gordon "lighting" the barbecue

Resting up between games in our generous host's wonderful backyard.

Thanks again Wade.

Ahh... The peace and serenity of Wade's beautiful backyard.

The tranquility of a gazing ball for all the hippies to gaze at....

And Introducing Mr. "B.B." Squizzle....

"hmm. Hey Look. A B.B. Gun!"

"cool"

"Yeah, ..I'll just aim at this tree over here, and....steady, steady..."

"OOOOOOOPS."

"Craaaaaaaaaaap."

"The sight on the B.B. Gun is off. It's off I tell you!

Nope, sorry sir...NO gazing balls. Try Fred Meyer? K-Mart?

Gordon - "Well... It Looks like your just gonna have to take your butt down to Home Depot and buy Wade a new ball!"

None at Fred Meyer...

But they DO sell super glue!

All good trips must come to an end. But not before you get directions to Red Robin in Eugene, OR!

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